Any one speak chinese? no reason in particular

[Carreragt2e]

Anyone speek any chinese here? ni hua shou putong hua ma? Just curious. I do, not much but enough that Im passing my chinese class here with an A.

Of if you think you can speak some chinese and you really cant lets see what you got.
peace
Eric

[vasponger]

creamosumyunguy

[Carreragt2e]

:p Ni bu hua shua pu tong hua ma.
You dont speak chinese.
I saw that one coming...
-Eric

[takezo]

Kung pao chow mien dim sum shu may ha kauw ?

[Infini Omega]

caca gaga lala haha shasha mama yayahoho shi shi

[Carreragt2e]

maybe this should be the offical whoring thread... speaking of whores, Ill be in Shaghi around March 10th or11th... if anyone needs me to bring back some china chicks let me know...
No seriusly, Ill be in shanghi then.
eric

[vasponger]

maybe this should be the offical whoring thread... speaking of whores, Ill be in Shaghi around March 10th or11th... if anyone needs me to bring back some china chicks let me know...
No seriusly, Ill be in shanghi then.
eric

how about thai? i heard their hot and smart, and can cook thai,

homer"thai good you like shirt?" hahaha maxp powers is the motha fuckin man!

[jdmaccordbo!916]

i dont want no shanghi whore...lol. but ill take some car parts instead...hehe

[Carreragt2e]

From what I hear all the shaghi have is vw's runnin around. NEver know maybe Ill see something cool. Its no Japan but still will be cool as hell.
eric

[jdmaccordbo!916]

hell ya atleast it is getting away... if you see any cool cars there (accords) then take pics an post them when your back...

[Infini Omega]

accords are the coolest man so kool that when you see a ferrari or something dont take pictures of it just take pictures of the accord because it is so much more beautiful than the those fugly ferraris hehehehehhehehe

[takezo]

where's shaghi? Did u mean shanghai ?

[Infini Omega]

shanghai bitches!!! alskdlaksldkadsa

[Carreragt2e]

so I cant spell..

[takezo]

Nee hao ma?

Wo Aee Nee !!!!!

[takezo]

I'm Bruce Lee...!!!!!!!!!!!!

50 WATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....!!! :D :D

[Carreragt2e]

takezo gets 1million points for saying hello and that he loves me in chinese!
heres one all for all the accord drivers after me, repeat after me..
"Wo shi hua hua gong zi"
translation "Im a playboy"

o yeah, now gan kai!
eric

[Infini Omega]

up your bum too!!

[vasponger]

我的名字是justin 并且小鸡爱我的公鸡。

[Infini Omega]

W T F?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Carreragt2e]

dude you wrote that your name is Justin, then the last part is something about you loving chickens.... so I dont know whats up with you, and you dont say
“我的名字。。。 you say “我性姓Haegele, 我叫Eric haegele"
The part about doin chickens, well I wont even get into.. thats not cool.
eric

[vasponger]

haha i forget what it said, i think it was my names justin and chicks love my cock. i guess the whole chick/cock got mixed up.

[Infini Omega]

wtf is going on they are speaking in some secret language

[jdmaccordbo!916]

ya how the hell is that even a language... hahha that is like tghskrta is a last name in russia or something like that...

[Infini Omega]

russian is a hard language

[jdmaccordbo!916]

ya tell me about it... how do you pernounce silables only, an no vals...lol trips me out anytime i here them speak...

[TheFirstNutZo]

thai has 44 constanants and I think 15 vowels. I have a friend who speaks thai, singlish, and chinese if you want me to get something translated I could do that.


That being said.....

(this applies to all of you people talking chinese)

cowyowa gonninae

[jdmaccordbo!916]

all you guys are starting to give me a headach with all your gibberish talk... i dont understand a word you are sayin... damit i should have takin forin language in school... ggrrrrr

[TheFirstNutZo]

oh let me translate for you. I believe I said, "shut the fuck up motherfuckers" or something along those lines.

[jdmaccordbo!916]

oh ok now that works so much better, but there is one problem though.. how can we shut up when we are typing...lmao.. that was a good one 916 pat yourself on the back for that one...lol :D

[TheFirstNutZo]

your the only person on here that compliments his own posts before he even posts them. heheh

[jdmaccordbo!916]

that is what makes my posts better... :p

[Infini Omega]

just a bunch of sluts after sex we think like women.

[Carreragt2e]

Gan kai means fuck off so I think when you tried to say shut the f@#$%@#$%@#$% and stuff like that it might have been right. Im no babble fish though, and Ive only had one semester of chinese.

Damn, you should have seen me last night. I was pimping it up. I was at the local china grub place and there is this fine as hell chinese female working there, now she though I should go to jail for even saying that she is fine because I found out she is 15(though she looks older cause she looks like a fine ass asain model), Im still gonna type away.. . So right when Im waiting for my food I go and Im like, so is this writting here Mandarin or cantonese, her first reaction was no thats orange chicken(as thats what I was pointing to), then Im like no no, the writing, mandarin chinese or the other one... then shes like(all confused but smiling and shit) , you know mandarine? here write something... so Im like ok, granted this is the first time Ive tried to speak any chinese with actual chinese people I dont know, so I just write hello. just then her brother comes over thinking Im hitting on her, which Im not because I know Ill go to jail, and then we just start talking alittle chinese. They were so fricken shocked. The girl was just in awe that I knew chinese then the dude wanted to talk to me about where I learned it. So then after talking alittle I got my food and went on my way. My friend was mad at me though, He said "Dude, you so had that in the bag, you should have written hi my names Eric , whats your name and can I get your number?" only then I replied saying dude shes 15 my name is not MJ...

also, remind me to never go to the door when the doorbell rings. Damn people came by saying my parents bought something, parents are gone and I had to cover the fricken bill, now Im out 12$ damnit.. Thats 12$ I could have spent at the strip club.

Eric

[vasponger]

i find the, theyre not home right now and they didnt tell me anything was being delivered come back later, turn and close door


tehn again thats never happened to me :p

[takezo]

BLAH...!!

just yelling... THERE'S NOBODY HOME!!

[TheFirstNutZo]

yeah, when the door knocks, belt out "NOBODY IS HERE GO AWAY"

[Infini Omega]

good deal .............

[jdmaccordbo!916]

no i hate it when the church ppl come to your door every weekend an keep comeing even though you tell them no an to not come back... they are like little children i swear.. they never learn... dam them.. i swear im going to answer the door cleaning my cgun one of these days... that ada scare them away for good...heheheh

[TheFirstNutZo]

I have always wanted to answer the door, when I see its the church idiots invite them inside... then once they are inside ask them if they have ever considered worshipping satan? That I've been doing it for a good five or six years now and I have found that most of the people that I don't like (mostly dumbfucks who come to my door all the time) seem to.... die in freak ways.

[TheFirstNutZo]

heh you could always get a restraining order for harassment :)

[Carreragt2e]

Hope no ones mormen here, cause Im not a big fan of them. Its nothing against the religion, but I dont like the fact that they come to my house. I mean Ill go out side and talk to them, and if I have time Ill sit there and let them tell me what they want to tell me, but if they try to get me to join anything or whatever, Ill fucking flip out on them and make them wish they didnt come to my door.

Eric

[jdmaccordbo!916]

I have always wanted to answer the door, when I see its the church idiots invite them inside... then once they are inside ask them if they have ever considered worshipping satan? .
hahahah ya then the next thing you know you got the church swat team kickin down your door... with squirt guns instead of real ones, shooting holy water, an machine guns that shoot out crosses... they will then try an tiey you down an do some sort of excorsisme on you as the pope an arch bishope stand by an worry that it is the end of the world...lmao..

[vasponger]

Fuckers!
hehe i dont come to anyones houses though fuck that.

from robin williams live on broadway...
:knock knock:
"have you found jesus"
:answer door in a towel:
"no why dont you come in help me look for him"

[Carreragt2e]

Uto your a mormen... Im just mad cause I met two really hot mormen chicks one time, I started being there friend, then one started liking me and stuff, only then I found out she was mormen and she wouldnt even make out. BORING. Hot or not thats not cool.

No I go to church as often as I get my self up on sunday mornings. Its nice to have some sort of relaxition in all this craziness we have now.

eric

[vasponger]

ohhh no no no im not a mormon just christian :p

[TheFirstNutZo]

I've always been athiest but I kinda feel like I should start going to church, its the damndest thing. I've always thought of it as dumb as bricks, but for some reason I just feel like I should start going to church. Weird O.o . I have no problem with anyone who believes in any faith, so long as it doesn't get in my way. Wanna be a christian? fine. Don't make me. Wanna be a heathen? fine. Don't make me. You can tell me about it, but if I tell you I don't want to hear about it then shut the hell up we're done talking about it stop trying to convert me. I actually have some ex-friends that will NOT speak to me on the grounds that I am going to hell and maybe if they talk to me they will too. That is seriously what their parents told them.

How sad. Especially considering one of the girls was hot. I get along with christians, buddhists, hindus, and muslims. Got friends from all of that, also dowism and probably others I can't think of now. They are all cool. The people that come to my door and tell me to believe in their god are not.


.....Thats my 2c anyway.

[vasponger]

^--taoism...

[Carreragt2e]

TheFirstNutZo, thats exactly what Im saying. I dont care what you believe in as long as its not trying to forefully make everyone else in the world bbelieve as you. And also the fact that if they are bothering me about it I dont want anything to do about it. I like to learn about other religions and cultures just so if Im ever in areas dominated by that I dont go there and make a total ass of my self... which I have like, 17 trophies for making an ass of my self (give or take a few).

Maybe Ill start my own religion and try to get money from someone for it. Call it like "Send me money so you can be happy"aoism
sounds good to me
So if you want to be just as happy as I am send cash or check to

"send me money so you can be happy"aoism
1721 mountain Ave
Wauwatosa WI
53213

:D Eric

[jdmaccordbo!916]

well i think that AR.C is a religion all its own... accordaoism..lmao.. just we dont go door to door to get you to join us, we rev street by street...hahaha :D give us another year an well be bigger than any religion out there...ok well maybe not bigger but just as known... we'll become a houshold name, an all the civics an such will cower inside there houses when they see us coming down the street like we do with (johavis witnesses)...
eeww those ppl sscare me.. persistant little misquitos they are...

[TheFirstNutZo]

hehe thats a good point :)

[vasponger]

when i know theyre in the neighborhood, i got to my friends house who are baptist, hehe his mom lets them in they give thier lil thing then she reads them the bible and show them why they are wrong. ahahah its great

[Infini Omega]

shaka khan

[jdmaccordbo!916]

DAH-reh kah EH-goh gan wah-KAH-roo hee-toh gah ee-mahs KAH

[Infini Omega]

what the hell?

[jdmaccordbo!916]

its japanes.. it says does anyone here speak english...hahahahhaah

[Infini Omega]

your japanese?

[vasponger]

i think im turning japanesse i think im turning japanesse i really think so

does anyone know what that song is about! ;)

[r33accord]

DAH-reh kah EH-goh gan wah-KAH-roo hee-toh gah ee-mahs KAH
banzaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

[Infini Omega]

Last Samurai!!!!

[jdmaccordbo!916]

no im not japanes, im portuguese.. but i got a book on japanes, kinda cool....

[vasponger]

come one yall suck, the songs about masturbation!

[takezo]

no im not japanes, im portuguese.. but i got a book on japanes, kinda cool....

Have U been to Porto or Spain before? I heard they have nice nude beaches..


...watashi wa takezo san.... :D :D

[jdmaccordbo!916]

nope never been there before, but i heared the same thing though.. an the women are so f*in gorgeous there i would never wanna come home..

[Infini Omega]

i thought brazilian were the hottest hispanic? they have some sweet sweet asses *drooling* asssssssss *drooling*

[jdmaccordbo!916]

heheeh just about anything non american has nice asses....lol

[Infini Omega]

maybe they excercise

[jdmaccordbo!916]

:D whatever it is they do, they can keep doing it as long as they keep lookin good like they do...

[r33accord]

they say in a worldwide poll or survey or whatever.. that the brazilian women and men are the hottest or best looking... see, the women in skimpy bikinis is a good thing.. brazilian men (or any other men) in speedos is just wrong

[jdmaccordbo!916]

why do guys even try to were something like that.. that is wrong in so many ways.. vomit face <<~~~~ would be nice to have there...

[r33accord]

its just not right....

[vasponger]

but they also say you better triple wrap you shit too with thos brazillian chicks or guys if youre mike.

[jdmaccordbo!916]

triple wrap nothing...lol.. if it is like that then why would you even wanna still mess with it...

[vasponger]

cause theyre hot

[jdmaccordbo!916]

ya they might be hot, but after your done messin with them, then they wont be the only thing hot...lol..

[takezo]

so don't mess em

[jdmaccordbo!916]

that is what im tellin him...lol...

[takezo]

hmmmmm... still thinking those nude beaches... is there any in Cali? :D

[jdmaccordbo!916]

um that i know of, there is one in santa cruse, an one or two in the bay area.. but if there are any worth going to, then there are none that i know of... :p

[takezo]

i knew there's one close to San Diego called Black Beach and some private beaches at Zuma Beach/Malibu :D

[Carreragt2e]

Speaking for privates... I got so busted at the Y tonight. There was this really really fine chick in the weight room. I mean not that I have any muscles or anything , but yeah holy crap wow not only was this chick fine but she was just gorgeos, well she busted me checkin her out about 5 times, but those times I was able to play it off like I wasnt, well after about another half hour of this her mom busted me doing this, shit her mom was hot too, if your into moms and stuff. Well now that I actually have a job its time to sleep. Peace out cracka's!
eric

[Infini Omega]

shutup and give me your teins

[r33accord]

checkin out moms??? woah there cowboy... i dunno bout u, but im staying away from girls with fuck trophies.... (aka - kids!)
haha, eric is a potential mother fucker......
(wap, wap, wamp, wahhhh..)

[Infini Omega]

hehehe funny funny

[jdmaccordbo!916]

hahahahahha fuck trophies.. good one.. :p