Ram 1500 Hemi VS me

[nitrousoxsys]

God! Some People are plain retarded, So i'm going home minding my own business on a 2 lane road. I see this bright red new laramie ram truck rolling in the middle between two lanes. Not in one lane, not in another, but straight in the middle on the white lines. So i get on his ass, and give a couple revs like "well move bitch" This dumshit is crusing at 40 and not moving. I push in the clutch, match the revs up to 5k and slam into 2nd. As I pass him on the outside, motherf***r starts merging right into me forcing me to go on the opposite side of the street. Luckily there wasnt anybody there so I just passed him and got in front. Shift to 5th at 55 and continue to drive like nothing happened. Then I glance into my mirror and I almost shitted myself, this idiot floors it and goes right for my ass. I dont know what the hell he was thinking but my first reaction was to slam it on the breaks and let him crush into my back, then call the cops, get a statement, go to therapy, get coupa grand from this idiot. But then I thought holly shit, This bitch would run right over me, and I highly doubt I will even be able to go to therapy. So I jam it into 3rd and gun it away from this asshole. Inches before the impact i started pulling away. He kept on flooring trying to hit me, but couldnt catch me. As I was pushing 90's he was about 4-5 cars back, still driving after me. The road had a few twists and turns and a minute later I completely lost him. I took a few turns at 80+ and was safe home in no time.
I though what type of person would do it? A drunk one was my first suspicious. Then I thought maybe someone with rage syndrom who forgot to take their pill in the morning. Anyway, world is full of idiots and moral of the story is that sometimes having a few extra horsies and gran turismo like handling can be actually usefull in life besides racing.

[Accord4me]

hahah true
damn domestics with their enraged drivers, i know why to. Be cause they know their car is a pice of shit and their only pissed off because the Honda dealership wasnt giving him a deal then he walked into the domestics and found a great deal on a pice of shit. So hes naturaly enraged that you could afford a car that can out run and out preform alot of the domestics that he was looking at buying... But yea he probly forgot to take his meds too.. hehe

[5thGenLX]

thats why i keep my trusty ol equalizer in my backseat (baseball bat). i've had to bust it out a few times, as soon as people see it, game over, have a nice day sir. heehehee

[Ricanstylz00]

thats why i keep my trusty ol equalizer in my backseat (baseball bat). i've had to bust it out a few times, as soon as people see it, game over, have a nice day sir. heehehee

I guess great minds dio think alike. Only difference is that I call mine, The Peacemaker.

[birdman]

I would've taken down his license plate #. Then fly by him the chance i get. wait until i seen him again on the road, keep a good distance from him and then call 911 regarding reckless driving on his behalf.

[jbaccord]

Baseball bats c'mon guys. I actually keep a Katana in my trunk for those moments. Screw I'll bash you in; try I'll run you through. Really clears those tense moments up real quick. Goes well in the trunk or back glass for shows as well.

[Accord4me]

Protec Tactical response and Microtec UDT (military auto knives) are my means of "peace making"

[Endoglow84]

I have a dirty sock and one of those soft ass pillows that you find in kohls in my back seat : ( no peace maker.. i need to get one

[Joemamafoo]

I got an old 22 in my trunk and if that doesn't scare em I've got the ammo in the glove compartment, not that I ever use them but hey I used to live in albuquerque I needed em there with all the wierdo's I'm lucky I made it back to texas alive. Thanx trusty 22!!!

[f22accord2nr]

oh yeah i know how you feel i had a guy rideing my ass so close one time you couldnt fit your finger in between our bumpers. i mean all i did was pass him cause he was going like 40 in a 55. so i had my buddy in the car with me and me and him are both 6'3" and about 215 so i decided to pull over cause this was getting old. so he came in behind me and almost ran into the back of my car so we got out and got my baseball bat cause im a baseball player and he didnt even get out so we just got back in the car and kept driving and this time he stayed back a ways. but in situations like that its scary cause you dont know what crazy people will do? but we showed his ass.

[cashmoney0596]

i had some retard in a civic awhile back throw a milkshake at my car cause i cut him off cause he was going 30 in a 45 so he passes me and gives me a brake check so i pass him and keep going then i just slam on my brakes and get the screech sound and he swered and hit a brand new 02 VIPER so i took off before ne1 saw my plates

[f22accord2nr]

i had some retard in a civic awhile back throw a milkshake at my car cause i cut him off cause he was going 30 in a 45 so he passes me and gives me a brake check so i pass him and keep going then i just slam on my brakes and get the screech sound and he swered and hit a brand new 02 VIPER so i took off before ne1 saw my plates

man if anyone ever did or threw anything at my car i would beat their ass up and down. :firedevil you dont fuck around with peoples cars, thats a no no.

[cashmoney0596]

yeah i love my car more than myself lol some1 touches my car i to kill em but he got his payback cause hell whats a paint job and door and fenders on a viper? prolly 10G atleast lol

[bago_man]

some guy flicked a cigarette in my car, i chased his ass down and flicked a firecracker back............in his car, swerved, almost hit a wall but see if i carred

[95accordwithpotential]

damn, best be hoping no "men of the law" read this shit... really i applaud all and would react similarily in situations like yous guys, but i don't know if i'd post it on the web. still entertaining stuff tho.