Riceboy Gets Owned X89759834758937

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this is the funniest shit ive ever read!

http://forums.clubsi.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB4&Number=3321089&page=2&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

[jdmaccordbo!916]

why wil it not go to the video.. it is giving me a no response page...

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there is no video, its just a bunch of AIM conversations from clubsi with this one kid. it wont let you read it or something?

[jdmaccordbo!916]

well video, aim chats whatever it is, it will not let me see it at all.. like i said i just get a big white screen with the words "you are not authorized to view this page" in big black letters.... restrictions suck..lol i wanna read it though... is it as funny as the hhhaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr conversation you posted a while back....lmao....

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well that haarrr was one was good but this kid gets his ass handed to him byt lik 7 board members!

ill just post each chat from the different people

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Waggles96: dude why you gotta rag on imports
Waggles96: my gsr runs hella fast
FbodBearcatBalla: yeah, so does mine y0
FbodBearcatBalla: it's so tight, it runs mid 13's on the squeeze
Waggles96: nah i ran a 13.4 with a V2 intake a mugen exhaust
Waggles96: and slicks
Waggles96: i have beate every v8 i have came across
FbodBearcatBalla: i just installed my drag turbo kit though, i'm goin out to US41 to run it this weekend, turbo plus nitrous plus slicks
FbodBearcatBalla: i ran a 13.55 with street tires on a 2.1 60'
Waggles96: i thought u drove a 6cyl slomaro
FbodBearcatBalla: hah, that's my beater, it runs 14.7
Waggles96: hows u only run a 13.5 with that set up
Waggles96: that should get you to 11's
Waggles96: i ran a 13.4
FbodBearcatBalla: i ran that with just a 85 shot
FbodBearcatBalla: boltons as well
FbodBearcatBalla: i just got my turbo kit and slicks
FbodBearcatBalla: didn't i say that before?
Waggles96: oh
Waggles96: what turbo? T66?
FbodBearcatBalla: shoot, i'm not that rediculous
FbodBearcatBalla: i don't go 50-150 son
FbodBearcatBalla: just a T04B super P trim
FbodBearcatBalla: .82 hotside, .60 intake side
Waggles96: yeah, my boy has a t66 on his 89 Si and runs consitent 10's on slicks
Waggles96: and thats with a full kit
Waggles96: no nos
Waggles96: and 19's
Waggles96: its fast as fuck
FbodBearcatBalla: i figure with the nitrous, (it's ZEX not NOS) and the turbo at 10 lbs (i'm running forged pistons/rods as well), should be good for high 10's low 11's
Waggles96: i can take him from 140 and up tho
FbodBearcatBalla: i'm bumping the shot to 100 as well, to keep the intake charge cooler
FbodBearcatBalla: what, with your bolt-on civic?
Waggles96: yeah
FbodBearcatBalla: you can take a 10 second car from a roll with your 13 second car
Waggles96: yeah
FbodBearcatBalla: wow, you must be teh bets drivAr ever
Waggles96: its close but i can
Waggles96: cause he has an auto i think
Waggles96: and i handle better than him
Waggles96: hes mainly just a drag car
Waggles96: and he enters it in a few shows
Waggles96: i think i am going to enter mine in some shows once i get all my body mods
FbodBearcatBalla: shoot man, I've got a veilside body kit, 17's on 205 rubber, type R spolier, EBP color on my '98 gsr
FbodBearcatBalla: i ordered the 5-lug ITR setup today
Waggles96: i got the blitz kit (like the eclipse in fast and furious), and I am ordering a bunch of stuff soon
Waggles96: i wanna get an ADR aluminum wing
FbodBearcatBalla: shoot man, that eclipse was M4dD tyTe
Waggles96: some motegi mr7's
Waggles96: the tyc altezza style lights
FbodBearcatBalla: man what's with you and clears?
FbodBearcatBalla: does it add power?
Waggles96: i think i am going to get the apc coilovers, they seem to look like all the other coilovers
Waggles96: no it dosnt add power
Waggles96: but it gets the bitches
Waggles96: and i want to get a silvia front end conversion at some point to
Waggles96: and start drifting, that shit looks fun
FbodBearcatBalla: dude wait now
FbodBearcatBalla: you've got a civic that you're putting nissan stuff on, you think that APC is better than stock, and you want to attract that dirty aZn hunnie snail trail stuff?
Waggles96: its a itegra
Waggles96: integra*
Waggles96: and apc coils are better than stock
Waggles96: and the silvia front end is hot
Waggles96: i dont care if its from a nissan
Waggles96: altezza tailights are styled after a lexus
Waggles96: and am i puttin them on my car?
Waggles96: u bet your ass
Waggles96: u not a fan of drifting?
Waggles96: cause thats what i am lookin foward to.....i think i might even do the type r motor swap
Waggles96: so i have a little more power
FbodBearcatBalla: hmm
FbodBearcatBalla: you told me earlier you have a 99 civic
FbodBearcatBalla: so now it's an integra?
Waggles96: no i said gsr
Waggles96: u said u had one too remember?
FbodBearcatBalla: geez, get your stories straight, ,and stop living at your computer 5 hours at a time and your drag strip 17 seconds at a time
Waggles96: Waggles96: dude why you gotta rag on imports
Waggles96: my gsr runs hella fast
FbodBearcatBalla: our last convo you were raggin about your civic, that incidentally ran the same times as your GSR with slicks
FbodBearcatBalla: anyhow, enough of you, go back to ephatch.com

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DruTTU: Waggles96: no it dosnt add power
Waggles96: but it gets the bitches

How many bitches do clear tails get you?
Waggles96: enough
Waggles96: i dont even have em yet
Waggles96: but im pickin up a set real cheap so why not
DruTTU: yeah, everyone on clubsi is a hater
Waggles96: yea, just cause i can smoke all their rides they get all pissed
Waggles96: what do u drive dawg>?
DruTTU: 99 si
Waggles96: yeah, those are tight ass rides
DruTTU: they don't understand how fast a bolt on si is
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: and i have a integra so I am even faster
Waggles96: and that dude was hatin on me
Waggles96: he said he has nos and ran what i ran without nos
DruTTU: eveybody knows acura's are faster than honda's
Waggles96: so i know he be makin that shit up
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: some other club si fuck told me they are the same company
Waggles96: hahaha
Waggles96: what an ass
DruTTU: that's so lame, he probably drives a domestic lol
Waggles96: yeah 6 cyl SLOWMARO
Waggles96: haha
DruTTU: those cars are crap, they are heavy as hell AND slow
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: i fuckin wasted an SS with a jackson racin supercharger last week
Waggles96: so i know his 6cyl isnt fast
Waggles96: haters...all of those guy
Waggles96: guys*
DruTTU: exactly, I'd rather eat shit than drive a dumbestic. They all handle like crap and get terrible gas mileage.
Waggles96: yeah, i wanna race his v6 ...i could start off in 3rd and whip his ass
Waggles96: i prolyl have a good....250whp now
Waggles96: and as soon as i get my spoon header and shit i will have way over 300
Waggles96: and the body kit im gettin takes off weight
Waggles96: so that will make it faster
DruTTU: plus more aerodynamic
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: i wanna get into driftin tho
Waggles96: so i am goin to get a type r motor
Waggles96: and maybe the siliva front end
Waggles96: so i fit in better
DruTTU: JDM silvia front end?
Waggles96: yeah
DruTTU: JDM is the only way to go
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: next week i am orderin apc coilovers
Waggles96: and i think i might get some apc seats too
Waggles96: cause they are mad cheap
DruTTU: apc makes awesome stuff for the price
Waggles96: then i wanna get a wing to add downforce and stuff
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: apc is awsome
DruTTU: well man I gotta run, my girl wants to watch a movie
Waggles96: aight keep ir real
DruTTU: later

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RZFD13: What up mah nizzle!
Waggles96: yo dawg, whos this
RZFD13: You posted on my car domain site
Waggles96: i did, whatchu drive?
RZFD13: 99 Si
Waggles96: thats tight
Waggles96: some dude right now just imed me and drives one
RZFD13: tight
Waggles96: i like hondas ..they are sweet
RZFD13: What r u drivin
Waggles96: but id take my acura any day
Waggles96: 00 GSR
Waggles96: AEM V2 intake
Waggles96: and mugen exhaust
RZFD13: GS-R's are weak son
Waggles96: and a lot more on the way
Waggles96: weak?
RZFD13: Hell yeah
RZFD13: I smoke them all day long
Waggles96: not one Si has touched my ride
RZFD13: This one will school ya son
Waggles96: what do u run in the 1/4
RZFD13: 12.5@117
Waggles96: mods?
RZFD13: Damn that's gonna take a while
RZFD13: Garrett GT40
RZFD13: Rev hard manifold
RZFD13: 720CC injectors
RZFD13: Hondata S200 w/ boost control
RZFD13: Exedy stage 4
Waggles96: i would think a turbo would get you into 11's or faster
RZFD13: Forged pistons and rods
Waggles96: my boys 89 si runs 10's
RZFD13: Depends on boost, traction all that shiz
Waggles96: with a t66
Waggles96: u got a body kit?
RZFD13: he sprayin to spool it up?
Waggles96: i got the blitz kit, it takes so much weight off my ride
Waggles96: no
RZFD13: Full Black Widow
Waggles96: he hates nos
RZFD13: That's going on next
Waggles96: tight
RZFD13: I'm shooting for 11's with a 100 shot
Waggles96: i like that kit
RZFD13: Werd boi
Waggles96: u should go faster than that
RZFD13: It's madd tight
RZFD13: Where you live kid, you wanna run sometime
Waggles96: once i get my tires, header, a/c taken off, and my carbon fiber hood i should run low 12's
Waggles96: i live in Laweence, Kansas
RZFD13: No shit?
RZFD13: I'm pretty close to you
Waggles96: thats tight
Waggles96: yeah if u wanna run em thats cool
Waggles96: where u at?
RZFD13: Raytown
RZFD13: Not that close but
RZFD13: close enough
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: you go down to front street?
RZFD13: Not that much
RZFD13: I try not to street race too much
RZFD13: Cuz mah shit is LOUD
Waggles96: i wasted an ss camaro with a jackson racin supercharger down there the other weekend
RZFD13: LOL
RZFD13: Camaros suck
RZFD13: they slow
Waggles96: stupid ass peice of amarican shit
Waggles96: haha
Waggles96: then he was raggn on my kit
RZFD13: you got soem pics?
Waggles96: and i was like...fuck you bitch, wanna run em for slips?
Waggles96: not here, Im over at a friends
RZFD13: awwww
Waggles96: that dude in the ss backd down once i said that shit
RZFD13: Hahahahaha
RZFD13: You showed him
RZFD13: I ran for slips once, that's how i paid for muh kit
Waggles96: sweet
RZFD13: OK
RZFD13: enough BS
RZFD13: You're hilarious
Waggles96: thanks dawg
RZFD13: That wasn't a compliment
Waggles96: huh?
RZFD13: ClubSi is laughin at you right now
Waggles96: what for?
Waggles96: they are just jelous clowns
RZFD13: B/C you're a lying, know nothing asshat
Waggles96: of my acura shiz nit
Waggles96: wtf?
RZFD13: Right we're all jealous of your rebadged Honda...
Waggles96: it aint no honda
Waggles96: acura is something u honda bitches dream of
RZFD13: Look on the valve cover
RZFD13: It says HONDA
Waggles96: nah, mine says mugen
RZFD13: Ever heard of the Honda Inetgra?
Waggles96: no
Waggles96: no such thing
RZFD13: You do know that Acura is only available int he US
RZFD13: everywhere else it's justa honda
Waggles96: some ass tried tellin me this shit earlier dawg
RZFD13: It's the truth
Waggles96: then why do they call it acura
Waggles96: why would they change it hear?
RZFD13: It's called brand marketing
Waggles96: my shit aint no honda
RZFD13: http://www.honda.co.jp/auto-lineup/integra_r/
RZFD13: Seriously, you're bad at this lying stuff, 13's with not even full bolt on's?
Waggles96: yeh, my car aint no punk
RZFD13: I'd be surprised if you weren't some 14 year old without a car...
RZFD13: Riiiiiight
RZFD13: You got a timeslip?
RZFD13: '6-ft?
Waggles96: yeah
RZFD13: trap speed?
Waggles96: 6 ft?
RZFD13: 60?
Waggles96: trap speed was 145
RZFD13: 145?
Waggles96: 1.7 60 ft
RZFD13: Hahahahahahaha
RZFD13: so you run 11's?
Waggles96: nah, 13's
Waggles96: what r u talkin bout
RZFD13: And there's no way you're cutting a 1.7 '60 on anythign but big ass slicks
Waggles96: i got kumho escta supras
RZFD13: you do know that trap speed is usually proportional to ET's
Waggles96: they are bad ass tires
RZFD13: 711's?
RZFD13: They suck
RZFD13: Cut the crap kid
RZFD13: you have no idea what you're talking about
Waggles96: the only crap here dawg is your punk ass Si
RZFD13: Your lies are physically impossible
Waggles96: what now?
RZFD13: Right
RZFD13: I but my slow ass Si could probably take out your non existant car
RZFD13: Waht now
RZFD13: Me, you heads up. For titles.
Waggles96: Si just means slow import dawg
RZFD13: I know
RZFD13: give me your number, I have vacation time comming up
Waggles96: aight
RZFD13: Where do you want to run?
Waggles96: front street
Waggles96: in front of everyone one
RZFD13: I live in Houston Texas
RZFD13: I'll make a road trip though
RZFD13: What's your number
RZFD13: I'll call you right now
Waggles96: i aint givin that shit out
RZFD13: I got free long distance
RZFD13: then call me
Waggles96: aight dawg
RZFD13: 832 XXXXXX (I don't need to be telepwned by you assholes)
RZFD13: Call right now
RZFD13: I'll get your info and we'll set it up
Waggles96: brb
RZFD13: I hope you're going to pick up a phone...
Waggles96: i aint callin ur weak ass
Waggles96: i wouldnt want your mom to get upset for callin so late
RZFD13: Why, scared?
RZFD13: I'm 20
RZFD13: And It's my cell phone
RZFD13: it's in my hand
RZFD13: Quit being a pussy, what can I do to you over the phone?
Waggles96: u call me hear at my friends
RZFD13: gimme the number
Waggles96: 816 468 4414
RZFD13: calling
RZFD13: ringing
RZFD13: Hahahahaha
RZFD13: Nice one
RZFD13: What's the real number?
Waggles96: thats it dawg
RZFD13: All i get is internet static
RZFD13: You got a cell
Waggles96: no shits broken
RZFD13: your frind got a cell?
RZFD13: Ya'll are some ballers with fast ass cars right?
Waggles96: nope
Waggles96: yeah
RZFD13: How come nobody has a fucking cell phone?
Waggles96: he had a police tap on his line
Waggles96: so he through the shit away
RZFD13: You can't tap a cell phone
RZFD13: Try again
RZFD13: what's the number?
Waggles96: i gve it
Waggles96: if it didnt work then i dont know what to tell you dawg
RZFD13: Gadzooks, (816) 468-4414, 400 NW Barry Rd, Kansas City, MO 64155
RZFD13: Don't bullshit a bullshiter
RZFD13: What's your number man, quit being a pussy
Waggles96 signed off at 10:08:34 PM.

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DevillMusick: Wassup man? I saw some shit on ClubSi them talkin some shit man
Waggles96: yeah
DevillMusick: fuck them man
Waggles96: yeah like i have said, they are a bunch of acura wanting haters
DevillMusick: so what You runnin.. Its saying you got a GSR
Waggles96: pissed off because they got wanna be acuras
DevillMusick: Ha
DevillMusick: No shit man
Waggles96: i ran a 13.4, thats my best
DevillMusick: cool cool
Waggles96: pushin about 250whp now
DevillMusick: I got a Teg too.. a 91
Waggles96: with V2 aem intake and mugen exhaust
DevillMusick: sweet ..
DevillMusick: sounds nice
Waggles96: yeah, it hauls ass
DevillMusick: one day I will get my shit going
DevillMusick: its old.. LOL
Waggles96: i have a blitz body kit now and i have a bunch of shit planned
DevillMusick: like what?
DevillMusick: must be a long list
Waggles96: I wanna get the same graphics that are on the grenn eclipse in fast and furious, silvia front end conversion, type r motor, apc coilovers, blow off valve, motegi mr7s and alumunum wing
DevillMusick: so you got a B18C5 in there now?
DevillMusick: or am I wrong
Waggles96: no the stock b18c1
DevillMusick: ahh..
Waggles96: i want to do the c5 swap
Waggles96: to get some extra power for when i start drifting
Waggles96: and i want to get headers too
DevillMusick: isnt it a bit hard to drift a FWD car?
DevillMusick: never tried it
Waggles96: nah, just gotta know how to use the ebrake and shit right
Waggles96: i have gotten pretty good, i practice in a parkin lot some times
Waggles96: and when im not doin that i practic by playin need for speed underground
DevillMusick: I see. Never tried that.. I figured it would be pretty hard to break the rear end loose
Waggles96: nah
DevillMusick: but y'all be going thru some break pads
DevillMusick: so where you drag @?
Waggles96: the couple times i went was to KCIR, but i do most of my racing on the street
DevillMusick: So is street racing the thing to do out there?
Waggles96: for me it is
Waggles96: me and my boyz run the streets round here
DevillMusick: run as in OWN or run as in drive?
Waggles96: own
DevillMusick: damn.. what else you running against?
Waggles96: one friend has an 89 civic si
Waggles96: hatch
DevillMusick: swap?
Waggles96: with the sohc engine out of a 94 del sol si
Waggles96: t66 turbo
Waggles96: dc header and cat back
Waggles96: 19inch ro-ja wheels
Waggles96: invader (looks like veilside) body kit
Waggles96: bright orange
Waggles96: apc seats
Waggles96: eibach springs
Waggles96: carbon fiber altezzas
DevillMusick: fuck.. 19 " wheels
DevillMusick: no wonder he lost
Waggles96: he runs consistent 10's
Waggles96: no he whips my ass
Waggles96: till 130
Waggles96: 130 and up I pull him hard
DevillMusick: what whp is he puttun down
Waggles96: im not sure
Waggles96: like 500 or so i guess
DevillMusick: what kinda final drive you got in there?
Waggles96: stock
Waggles96: adjusted vtec controller to run higher rpms
DevillMusick: must be agood one to pull on someone after 130....
DevillMusick: Removed rev limiter?
Waggles96: yes
DevillMusick: and speed limiter?
DevillMusick: what is our redline>
Waggles96: then my other friend has a 96 Mustang
Waggles96: its the 6cyl but it hauls ass too
Waggles96: he has the tuned headers
Waggles96: cold air
Waggles96: and a small shot of nos
Waggles96: but he only runs a 13.9 because his car weighs so much
DevillMusick: you got a club goin or what? sounds like you and the crew got some shit going on in BFE

Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: like i said we run shit around here
Waggles96: all the street racers respect us
Waggles96: im like vin deisel pretty much
Waggles96: i pull up and everyone is in shock
Waggles96: just last week i blew away a ss camaro with a jackson racin supercharger
Waggles96: i dumped the clutch from 8k and just took off on his ass
DevillMusick: damn.. SS.. ever run a Impalla SS.. the 96's?
DevillMusick: do you do that often with your clutch?
Waggles96: yeah, i raced one on 24" spinners
Waggles96: just about everytime i race
DevillMusick: fuck man.. its straight F&TF out there
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: i like to think so
DevillMusick: so what up with the hunnies.. You be gettin them all huh? like that one chick all over dude in the movie..
Waggles96: yea, i was workin on this one bitch, but i found out she had herpes
Waggles96: so i kicked that bitch to the curb
Waggles96: now im workin on this chick that has some big ol' titties
DevillMusick: no shit.. bitch tried to give ya some love that keeps on givin
Waggles96: lol word dawg
DevillMusick: you got to get a decal that says "no Fat Bitches"
Waggles96: lol
DevillMusick: cool man.. Well, you keep runnin shit out in BFE & reprezent fot all the Acura (in no possible way it could be a honda) and OMGVINDIESELHI2U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PhillySR 00 (3:22:52 AM): hi
Waggles96 (3:23:00 AM): whos this?
PhillySR 00 (3:23:13 AM): 13.x at 145 huh?
PhillySR 00 (3:23:19 AM): not bad
Waggles96 (3:23:22 AM): yeah
Waggles96 (3:23:31 AM): i was pretty pleaser
PhillySR 00 (3:23:35 AM): 145 u should be 10's dawg
Waggles96 (3:23:40 AM): nah
Waggles96 (3:23:46 AM): people think that shit
Waggles96 (3:23:53 AM): but i only ran a 13
PhillySR 00 (3:23:54 AM): cobra dies 12.8 at 115
PhillySR 00 (3:23:57 AM): does*
PhillySR 00 (3:24:21 AM): that speed is WAY off
Waggles96 (3:24:35 AM): nah, cause im fwd in changes things
Waggles96 (3:24:45 AM): it*
PhillySR 00 (3:24:47 AM): not that much
PhillySR 00 (3:25:43 AM): dropping 1.5 sec doesnt add 65mph
Waggles96 (3:26:36 AM): whatever u think
PhillySR 00 (3:26:43 AM): what ever i know
Waggles96 (3:27:04 AM): k dawg
Waggles96 (3:27:04 AM): what u drive?
PhillySR 00 (3:27:26 AM): zx2 s/r
Waggles96 (3:27:30 AM): those are tight
PhillySR 00 (3:27:35 AM): thanks
Waggles96 (3:27:39 AM): i saw one run a 14.5 bone stock
PhillySR 00 (3:28:13 AM): they are 15.4-15.7 stock
Waggles96 (3:28:36 AM): thats what you run?
PhillySR 00 (3:28:48 AM): that what they CAN run
Waggles96 (3:28:59 AM): oh well this dude pulled a 14.5
Waggles96 (3:29:04 AM): stock......well wait
Waggles96 (3:29:13 AM): he did have a K&N filter
Waggles96 (3:29:18 AM): that prolly made the difference
PhillySR 00 (3:29:36 AM): dud K&n aind gonna drop .1 let alone 1 sec
PhillySR 00 (3:29:54 AM): 146hp aint doing no 14.5
Waggles96 (3:30:28 AM): ok swg
Waggles96 (3:30:31 AM): dawg*
PhillySR 00 (3:31:12 AM): lol y dont u look it up its a 15.4 car at BEST
Waggles96 (3:31:30 AM): i dont need to, saw a 14. with my own EYES
PhillySR 00 (3:31:41 AM): no way he was stock
Waggles96 (3:31:53 AM): i saw his shit, bone stock
PhillySR 00 (3:31:55 AM): what color
Waggles96 (3:31:59 AM): cept for the filter
Waggles96 (3:32:01 AM): yellow
Waggles96 (3:32:05 AM): the bck seat was out
PhillySR 00 (3:32:14 AM): still aint gonna cut it
Waggles96 (3:32:40 AM): they have a 3in flowmaster exhaust stock
PhillySR 00 (3:32:55 AM): he had to have had a PnP, cams, cam gears, cuper chip udp exaust header + raised compression
Waggles96 (3:32:58 AM): that is like 45 horse over the stock zx2
PhillySR 00 (3:33:08 AM): like 15 MAYBE
Waggles96 (3:33:16 AM): plus the 15hp filter
PhillySR 00 (3:33:23 AM): and 3in doesnt fit on a zx2
PhillySR 00 (3:33:31 AM): filter is like 2
Waggles96 (3:33:35 AM): thats what that model has
Waggles96 (3:33:38 AM): u should know
Waggles96 (3:33:48 AM): its differnet than normal zx2's
PhillySR 00 (3:33:54 AM): its 16hp more
Waggles96 (3:33:56 AM): they come like that form the factory
Waggles96 (3:34:10 AM): whats 16, the filter?
PhillySR 00 (3:34:25 AM): s/r = 16hp more then stock zx2
Waggles96 (3:35:06 AM): nah cause the exhaust is 45 extra horse
PhillySR 00 (3:35:10 AM): and they dont come w/ 3in exaust
Waggles96 (3:35:16 AM): dude i saw it
PhillySR 00 (3:35:19 AM): they cumb w/ a muffler
PhillySR 00 (3:35:25 AM): come*
PhillySR 00 (3:35:40 AM): same exaust and header as regular zx2
Waggles96 (3:35:51 AM): whatever u say
Waggles96 (3:36:00 AM): u mustve gotten screwed on yours then
PhillySR 00 (3:36:13 AM): umm no y dont u look at the s/r site?
PhillySR 00 (3:36:41 AM): http://club-sr.com/srinfo.html
Waggles96 (3:36:41 AM): i dont need to
Waggles96 (3:36:46 AM): ive seen the shit with my own eyes
Waggles96 (3:36:55 AM): ur just another hater from club si
Waggles96 (3:36:58 AM): so just keep on
PhillySR 00 (3:37:13 AM): but he had no intake? lol
Waggles96 (3:37:27 AM): H-A-T-E-R
PhillySR 00 (3:37:42 AM): no intake = no s/r
PhillySR 00 (3:38:32 AM): s/r has a BLUE iceman intake, racing computer and a muffler, thats all the extray hp comes from
PhillySR 00 (3:38:54 AM): better suspention for handleing
PhillySR 00 (3:39:05 AM): thats it performance wise
Waggles96 (3:39:36 AM): ok well have fun with that dawg
Waggles96 (3:39:44 AM): sorry u run a second slower than that dude
PhillySR 00 (3:39:58 AM): lol you reallysould learn cars
Waggles96 (3:40:08 AM): speak for yourself
Waggles96 (3:40:17 AM): im blockin u now, later hater
PhillySR 00 (3:40:24 AM): LOL
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[vasponger]

Imtlblvd: hey sexy, i love your honda
Waggles96: i dotn drive a honda, whos this
Imtlblvd: you live in kansas right
Waggles96: yea
Imtlblvd: then you drive a honda
Waggles96: nah, acura
Imtlblvd: yeah then you drive a honda
Imtlblvd: just like i said lame ass
Waggles96: let me guess
Waggles96: club si
Imtlblvd: i'd fuck you but you told everyone that you have herpes
Waggles96: just back on outta here hater
Waggles96: haha
Waggles96: whos this?
Waggles96: alex?
Imtlblvd: no
Imtlblvd: i though only fags were named alex
Waggles96: u from club si?
Imtlblvd: are you a fag
Imtlblvd: do you like anal sex?
Waggles96: no dawg, u?
Imtlblvd: would you like a dildo in your ass?
Waggles96: fuck you BITCH ASS
Imtlblvd: i just saw you around and thought you were cute i'm asking you what you like

[vasponger]

lv elduderino: what up dude?
Waggles96: whos this?
lv elduderino: i heard you got a sick ride
Waggles96: from who, is this Sherri's friend?
lv elduderino: naw mang i'm from the west sieeede
Waggles96: west side of what?
lv elduderino: anyway what you drive?
Waggles96: 2000 GSR
lv elduderino: hooked up like whoa?
Waggles96: its got balls, thats all i need to say really
Waggles96: u get the idea
lv elduderino: you got nos?
Waggles96: nah
Waggles96: not yet
Waggles96: intake and exhaust
lv elduderino: man that's weak
lv elduderino: my friend is really into cars and he says pretty much you have to have nos to win
Waggles96: nos can help but i just dont have it yet
Waggles96: i think im gonna throw a couple of bottle in my hatch next to my subs
lv elduderino: u fuk up some cars in street races?
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: my fair share
lv elduderino: a couple? need 4 like vin diesel
Waggles96: just 2
lv elduderino: haha fast and furious is the bomb
Waggles96: yeah damn good movie
lv elduderino: but vin diesel had 4
Waggles96: i hope they make part 3
lv elduderino: aren't 4 twice as fast as 2?
Waggles96: yeah, i model my car more off paul walkers eclipse
Waggles96: with 2 tanks in back
Waggles96: i got the same kit as that car
Waggles96: the blitz kit
Waggles96: and i am orderin the same side graphics as soon as i find em
lv elduderino: god damn that's tight
Waggles96: yeah
lv elduderino: wish my car was that hooked up
Waggles96: i got my interior peices painted white and blue
lv elduderino: omg sweet... you have dubz on that?
Waggles96: nah stock wheels
Waggles96: im orderin motegi mr7s when i order the rest of my shit
Waggles96: 18's tho.
lv elduderino: when's that gonna be?
Waggles96: january prolly
lv elduderino: cool
Waggles96: i should have it all ordered by then
lv elduderino: got pics of ur car?
Waggles96: nah, im at my boyz house
lv elduderino: you run the 1/4 mile yet?
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: 13.4
Waggles96: @145
lv elduderino: that's ok i guess... i mean paul walker ran 10'z
Waggles96: yea but he had a t66 turbo
Waggles96: i dont
Waggles96: and the carbon fiber hood
lv elduderino: oh you don't have turbo either?
Waggles96: and shit
Waggles96: no
Waggles96: not yet
lv elduderino: damn i'm not even gonna ask about stand alone fuel management system
Waggles96: i wanna get that shit
Waggles96: but not yet
lv elduderino: yeah don't want to blow your engine
Waggles96: yeah, i was afriad of blowing the welds on the manifold when i hit 201 a while back
Waggles96: like he did
Waggles96: shit would suck
lv elduderino: fuk yeah
Waggles96: i dont know if that shit really happens or not
Waggles96: but i was worried
lv elduderino: dude your car goes 201? mine only goes about 75 with a good tail wind
lv elduderino: it's a dodge aries k
Waggles96: yeah, once i get my header and shit it should go a lil faster
lv elduderino: damn you think you'll hit 12's with that?
Waggles96: with the carbon fiber hood, headers, and a few other things I should
lv elduderino: why is the carbon fiber hood so important?
Waggles96: it takes of a shit load of weight
lv elduderino: cool... what's ur car weigh?
Waggles96: its light as fuck
Waggles96: cause i have the fiberglass kit
Waggles96: and shit
lv elduderino: my friend has a miata that weighs under 2000 pounds... think yours is lighter?
Waggles96: a little i think
lv elduderino: my friends miata also has a turbo kit
lv elduderino: it's pretty fast, think you'd smoke it?
Waggles96: what turbo?
Waggles96: t66?
lv elduderino: i don't think so
lv elduderino: wrx turbo
Waggles96: sti?
Waggles96: those things are over rated
lv elduderino: they have 300 hp
Waggles96: i passed one on a clover leaf off ramp at 95 mph
Waggles96: dude almost lost control
lv elduderino: really? were you drifting?
Waggles96: kinda
Waggles96: ass end slid out a but
Waggles96: bit*
lv elduderino: that's cool initial d style
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: shits tight
lv elduderino: i tried drifting one time in my k car... but instead i hit some lady's dog
lv elduderino: she got pissed and kicked me in the beanbag for it
Waggles96: yeah, my boy hit a racoon in his dads nsx
Waggles96: and the bumper cracked
lv elduderino: nsx's are so tight
Waggles96: so they just threw a veilside kit on instead of a stock bumpr
lv elduderino: this dude at school said corvettes were faster
lv elduderino: i said "talk to the hand cuz the face don't want to hear it anymore"
Waggles96: nah, nsx is the fastest production car ever
lv elduderino: faster than ferraris and lambos?
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: there over rated
lv elduderino: this guy i know says he his dad has a 1000 hp nsx
Waggles96: ii belive it
Waggles96: they are like 500hp stock
lv elduderino: has twin turbo comptech kit
Waggles96: so intake, exhaust, and some other shit ...yeah twin turbo
Waggles96: i think thatd be like...1500 or so
lv elduderino: damn i bet he could go back in time with that much power lol backtothefuture
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: well hey playa i gotta get some sleep
Waggles96: but keep it real
lv elduderino: aight... donkey punch sherri for me
Waggles96: lol, fuck ya
lv elduderino: later fo shizzle
Waggles96: my nizzle

[vasponger]

KCCivicSiRacer: keepin it gangsta!!!!!!!
Waggles96: whatcha u want bitch?
KCCivicSiRacer: just wanted to say hi
Waggles96: you and all those other guys from club si can suck my dick
Waggles96: i saw you guys copied me talkin to to yall on there
KCCivicSiRacer: haha, funny huh
Waggles96: funny u all be lookin like a bunch of idiots
KCCivicSiRacer: us look like idiots?
KCCivicSiRacer: you're the one who says your bolt on gsr runs mid 13's
Waggles96: it does, dont belive me come race me, wheree u live homie
KCCivicSiRacer: KCCivicSiRacer...I live in Kansas City
Waggles96: you go down to front?
KCCivicSiRacer: no
Waggles96: thats what I thought
KCCivicSiRacer: there is nothin but a bunch of ricers like yourself down there, no reason to go
Waggles96: whatever
Waggles96: back down
KCCivicSiRacer: haha
KCCivicSiRacer: i never said i wouldnt race you
Waggles96: lets go then
KCCivicSiRacer: ok meet me at the track sometime
Waggles96: i dont like the track homie
Waggles96: street racing is where it will be
KCCivicSiRacer: im not going ot get arrested for you
Waggles96: ha
Waggles96: well aight then
Waggles96: i guess maybe i will meet you at the track
Waggles96: with a baseball bat and my boys
Waggles96: hows that shit sound
KCCivicSiRacer: haha, wonderfu
KCCivicSiRacer: could you bring some french ticklers too?
Waggles96: ya clubsi people be some sick motherfuckers
KCCivicSiRacer: haha
KCCivicSiRacer: aight homie
KCCivicSiRacer: well im off
KCCivicSiRacer: REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIDWEST SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vasponger]

nofriginamesleft: sup bro
Waggles96: yo
Waggles96: who is this
nofriginamesleft: just a honda lover, I hear you got a tight ride
Waggles96: your from club si arnt you?
nofriginamesleft: whats club si?
Waggles96: nevemind
nofriginamesleft: those DOHC Vtec engines are pretty amazing huh
Waggles96: yeah, shit hauls
nofriginamesleft: I mean I cant see anything really beating them, I owned a corvette yesterday
Waggles96: what u drive dawg?
nofriginamesleft: 1999 Civic Si
Waggles96: ah, see i got the one ups on you
nofriginamesleft: you rockin a 2000 GSR
Waggles96: 2000 GSR
Waggles96: yea
nofriginamesleft: well I dont know man, you know the GSR makes 170 hp, I got 160, plus I weigh over 300lbs less than a GSR
Waggles96: well i got the v2 aem intake on mine and mugen exhaust
Waggles96: im pushin 250whp
Waggles96: it aint no punk
nofriginamesleft: wow, all that from just an intake and exhaust?
Waggles96: yeah the V2 is pretty amazing
Waggles96: and mugen is straight up jdm shit
nofriginamesleft: I got DC short ram intake, 421 headers, and DC catback with Civic Type R cams
nofriginamesleft: what do you think I am pushing?
nofriginamesleft: 300 whp?
Waggles96: i dunno
Waggles96: prolly
Waggles96: maybe i lil less
nofriginamesleft: shit mang, I wonder what I am pushin in the 1/4
nofriginamesleft: prolly like 11's?
Waggles96: i dont know
Waggles96: u havent run that shit?
nofriginamesleft: nah man, I just drive mah shit
Waggles96: i know hondas area little slower than acuras
Waggles96: u prolly run like....a 12.90
Waggles96: or some shit
nofriginamesleft: yo, not trying to front on your joint, but you do know that acuras use Honda engines right?
Waggles96: nah, they use parts from them i think
nofriginamesleft: nah man, in Japan, they are all hondas, even integras
Waggles96: honda bought vtec from acura
Waggles96: and uses it
Waggles96: nah, someone tried tellin me that hsit
nofriginamesleft: they come over as hondas and then we brand them as Acuras...same shit though
Waggles96: and sent me a link of a honda integra
Waggles96: and it was an rsx
Waggles96: idiot
Waggles96: nah
nofriginamesleft: well the RSX is the New integra
Waggles96: nah, the rsx is the rsx
nofriginamesleft: ok man
nofriginamesleft: my bad
Waggles96: it dosnt say integra on there anywhere
nofriginamesleft: but thats what it replaced
Waggles96: yea but it aint no integra
Waggles96: the are slower
nofriginamesleft: true dat dog
nofriginamesleft: I dunno man, they pull 200hp stock
Waggles96: i think they dno less
nofriginamesleft: but I am right on the honda thing, Honda owns acura, honda invented VTEC, Acura is only in america
nofriginamesleft: nah man Type S RSX makes 200hp stock
Waggles96: no
nofriginamesleft: sorry bro, go to acura and ask them, they will tell you acura is owned by honda
nofriginamesleft: pop your hood, your engine says HONDA on the valve cover
Waggles96: that aint what they told me when i bought my shit
nofriginamesleft: eh, then they lied to you
Waggles96: said shits better than honda
nofriginamesleft: its all honda parts
Waggles96: honda is a bunch of posers
nofriginamesleft: even the S2000?
nofriginamesleft: Thats a hefty claim man
Waggles96: s2000 uses the engine of the nsx dawg
Waggles96: they bought the design
nofriginamesleft: the NSX uses a 6 cylinder DOHC Vtec engine and the S2000 is an inline 4 cylinder, hows that the same engine?
Waggles96: they just cut the other 2 off
nofriginamesleft: OMG, are you serious? Is that how they did it?
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: everyone knows that
nofriginamesleft: Did they do that to your nuts too?
nofriginamesleft: you do know you know shit about cars right?
Waggles96: i knew u had to be another hater
nofriginamesleft: your a moron
nofriginamesleft: everyone on Club Si is laughing at you right now
Waggles96: whatevr dawg
nofriginamesleft: thousands of people think your a fucking moron
Waggles96: take your weak ass wanna be acura shit and bounce
nofriginamesleft: lol
nofriginamesleft: 13.4 at 145 huh
nofriginamesleft: got a time slip?
Waggles96: yeah
Waggles96: i got one
nofriginamesleft: 45hp from an exhaust?
nofriginamesleft: lol
nofriginamesleft: dude, your a tool
Waggles96: shit
nofriginamesleft: your car is a nearly stock GSR
nofriginamesleft: it doesnt run a 13
nofriginamesleft: its made by honda
nofriginamesleft: and your a fagot
Waggles96: shit runs a low 14 stock
nofriginamesleft: it runs a 15 stock
nofriginamesleft: get real
Waggles96: faggot is spelled with 2 g's
Waggles96: dawg
nofriginamesleft: dawg is spelled DOG
nofriginamesleft: so I can spell faggot how I want
Waggles96: glad you got it right finally
Waggles96: just get the heezy outta here
nofriginamesleft: they took a V6 and took 2 cylinders off to make it an inline 4 cylinder....your truly dumb
nofriginamesleft: you have no clue how shit works
Waggles96: i know enough
nofriginamesleft: you drive a near stock 170hp GSR
nofriginamesleft: my Si could take you out
Waggles96: more than your bitch ass
Waggles96: nah
Waggles96: Si means SLOW IMPORT dawg
nofriginamesleft: DOG
nofriginamesleft: and it means Sport Injected
Waggles96: nah thats then animal
Waggles96: whateva u think
nofriginamesleft: you maybe have 180hp with your weak ass mods
Waggles96: playa hater
Waggles96: 250whp, i told ou
Waggles96: you
Waggles96: and mugen and aem aint week
nofriginamesleft: yeah, I envy you, I want to know nothing and look like a fool to the entire car world too
Waggles96: shits tight
nofriginamesleft: bro, brand name, doesnt make more power
nofriginamesleft: an exhaust is an exhaust
Waggles96: then why does it cost more?
nofriginamesleft: it isnt a damn turbo
Waggles96: yeah then might as well keep stock fool
Waggles96: if exhaust is exhaust
Waggles96: shits manderal bent
nofriginamesleft: because of the Research and Development, brand loyalty, quality of the Mugen Name...take your pick
nofriginamesleft: so is my DC exhaust
nofriginamesleft: I am done with you
nofriginamesleft: your an idiot
Waggles96: whateva
Waggles96: keep hatin
nofriginamesleft: thousands of people think your a moron
Waggles96: as i pass your ass on the streets
nofriginamesleft: have a nice day

OH GOD, the part about the s2000 engine is fucking CLASSIC!!!!

YOU ALL MUST READ THE ABOVE!!!!!!!!!

[vasponger]

AMcCann80: http://www.honda.org.uk/
Waggles96: whos this
Waggles96: that shit aint real
Waggles96: nice fake page
AMcCann80: http://www.eireann.org/
AMcCann80: http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Downs/2616/
AMcCann80: http://www.autoweb.com.au/cms/article.html?&A=30038
Waggles96: i aint even wastin my time with yuor shit
Waggles96: go back to club si
Waggles96: and dream of owning a acura
AMcCann80: http://www.rsportscars.com/eng/cars/integra_type-r.asp
AMcCann80: i don't have to
AMcCann80: i own a lexus
Waggles96: yeah then u know all about haters
AMcCann80: yeah dawg
AMcCann80: that's why i'm trying to help you out
AMcCann80:
acura=honda
infinity=nissan
lexus=toyota
Waggles96: thats the weakest bullshit i have ever heard
Waggles96: you must not drive a lexus cause u woundt say that shit
AMcCann80: take a look at one of your windows
AMcCann80: it'll have 'honda motor co.' on it
Waggles96: thats cause honda makes the glass for acuras
Waggles96: dug
Waggles96: suh
Waggles96: duh
AMcCann80: and my lexus windows say toyota on them
AMcCann80: so as i said
AMcCann80: acura=honda
infinity=nissan
lexus=toyota
Waggles96: no
Waggles96: sorry
AMcCann80: you certainly are
Waggles96: fukc off bitch
Waggles96: dont hate on my shit
Waggles96: cause u wish u had a lexus
AMcCann80: http://stu.cofc.edu/~ajmccann/lex5.JPG
Waggles96: theres no way of knowing thats ur
AMcCann80: so where's the pic of your honda?
Waggles96: i aint got one here
Waggles96: im at my boys house
AMcCann80: you live there or something?
AMcCann80: that's always your excuse
Waggles96: if u wanna see it meet me on the streets
AMcCann80: and it's bullshit
Waggles96: im stayin here for a few days
Waggles96: so my girl can come buy and suck my dick anytime i want
AMcCann80: as for the lex, match my fucking aim name and the end of the url on that pic
AMcCann80: whatever DAWG I was just trying to help you out with the haterz since I know what it's like an all
Waggles96: whatever
AMcCann80: but you obviously don't want any help
Waggles96: ur just hatin too
AMcCann80: no, i'm telling you how it is
Waggles96: so go back and post this shit on club si and tell them i am down to race any of their punk asses anytime
AMcCann80: i drive a camry with a lexus badge, you drive a honda with an acura badge
AMcCann80: that's how it is
Waggles96: whateva, u prolly do drive a camry
Waggles96: wanna be
AMcCann80: basically yeah
AMcCann80: but it's badged as a lexus
AMcCann80: just like your honda
Waggles96: nah, my shits acura
AMcCann80: no
AMcCann80: if you don't listen to anything else i say, at least listen to this and help yourself out
AMcCann80: http://stu.cofc.edu/~ajmccann/makeitcount.gif
AMcCann80: later bitch
Waggles96: hater

[vasponger]

turnis out its a troll hondadawgsi from the sva board. :p

[jdmaccordbo!916]

ROTFLMFAO..... that has got to be the lamist thing i have ever read.... lol.. that kid realy did change up his story everytime he talked to somebody else...lmao... good shit...hahahahhahaha

[vasponger]

if he ever gets on im gonna ask him about the v2 for my 99supratt with rotary package

[TheFirstNutZo]

ask him what kind of turbos I can get for my '96 Lambo Diablo SVT :)... its not been running what I'd like it to of late :-/

[vasponger]

hahah it has to be a joke on the si people he hasnt been online yet

[TheFirstNutZo]

oh well, its still good for a joke :)

[jdmaccordbo!916]

ya i think it is hella funny how everything was related to paul walker an vin diesel...lmao.. what was up with that shit...hehehehhehe

[TheFirstNutZo]

he probably thinks F&F/ 2F2F is the REAL shit, or some crap like that. There is so much more to a car than the money you have to spend on it, wrench time means as much (if not more) as the money you dump into it.. some rich snob who can spend 30 grand in mods on one of these cars is going to get some respect sure... but the guy who spends an entire year, or two, or three (Like Pattrick on his drag racer)... he's the one thats going to get the real respect. It is sad that not everyone understands that. Anyone can spend money... not anyone can completely rebuild a car from the ground up to his/her own personal specifications. That applies to all degrees up to complete teardown too.

[vasponger]

it was a joke it turned out to be that kcc or something guy hahahah

[TheFirstNutZo]

hehe, funny stuff! :) That certainly illicited a good laugh outta me, granted I was also shaking my head at the stupidity of some people...

[vasponger]

yeah i think im going to cut off .2 liters so i can have a f20b

[jdmaccordbo!916]

hehehe that woudl be funny though if somebody realy did that.. tried to make there f22 an f20 some how... terrible... oh well oh an by the way, speaking of f20b's i think that im going to go an pick up that f20b tranny tommorow night... an let that sit for a minute untile i can afford the rest of the motor.. or ill just through it on my block.. i dunno...

[TheFirstNutZo]

well its very simple. Take a F22B2, and then put cylender sleeves on it that are big enough to make it a 2.0 instead of a 2.2... and kaBLAMO you have a F20B2 :) first one EVER. :)

[jdmaccordbo!916]

naw i think that i would rather just save up an get the real deal...

[TheFirstNutZo]

naw i think that i would rather just save up an get the real deal...you sissy. :)

[jdmaccordbo!916]

you sissy. :)
lmao... i was talking to a shop out this way, an they said that they could get me the f20b transmission for $300. out the door i think ill start there an work my way up...

[TheFirstNutZo]

thats not bad at all. :) I still stand by my original statement tho. :-D heheh

[jdmaccordbo!916]

im no sissy..... lol... dont make fun of me, im going to cry...lol

[TheFirstNutZo]

im no sissy..... lol... dont make fun of me, im going to cry...lol
well there the sissy goes, crying to mommy! :) hehe. A REAL man would put sleeves on like I suggested. @@ heheh

[jdmaccordbo!916]

hey i got sleevs on, its my hooded sweater.. an if you like ill pull out the gloves as well an give you a little 5th gen woop ass...heheheh jk

[TheFirstNutZo]

hehe, maybe you ain't as much of a sissy as I was first thinking. I will reflect and consider, expect a new verdict in a few hours or days.

[jdmaccordbo!916]

heheh ok ill be waiting for your comment...lol..


an back to the subject at hand... i read the hole thread again.. i still cant beleive that was a real convo with those kids.. lmao... "oh look at me, i think im paul walker" what an idiot...lol

[TheFirstNutZo]

the whole convo was a hoax, perhaps you forgot to read some of the thread? I will now call you a "punkass" + (Insert ethnicity here) + "mofo". How's that? :-D hehe

[jdmaccordbo!916]

hey i know what the post said...lmao.. i was just trying to round it back to the subject stated in the thread... an it dont get any more ricer than F&F ...lol

[TheFirstNutZo]

okay then. funny stuff :)

[jdmaccordbo!916]

well jsut read this post again... heheh that is still funny as funny as hell..

[TheFirstNutZo]

you dammit have caught up with me in posts due to making pointless, stupid posts. How do you justify that to yourself? I tell you whut, I'm all pissed off and infuriated. The hell a 5th gen is gonna outdo me! :)

[jdmaccordbo!916]

heheh well my post are not all pointless... there are falid points in some of them... i swear... i just dont remember where i put it at... lol.. 916 can not be out done...

[TheFirstNutZo]

you have yet to have any valid points (excepting valid ones)!

[jdmaccordbo!916]

dam you, your just mad at me cause i passed you up already...heheheh :D

[TheFirstNutZo]

your damn right I am! that is NOT cool, you are to stop immediately.

[jdmaccordbo!916]

nope sorry cant be done... hehhe

[TheFirstNutZo]

yep this is another thread that can be deleted ;-)