Idiot Racers

[Accord94_4DSC]

While driving along tonight to grab some munchies, I came across a VW tank brigade. No big deal right? Well, apparantly me having my windows down and having a modest amount of bass bothered the "lead" golf. He came back at me by redlining that poor little 8v two liter, in neutral. After a back and forth with him about what I did and didnt have under the hood, and a few insults against my mother, I couldnt take it anymore and sped off. How do you all usually deal with this kind of bullshit?

[Carreragt2e]

Sit there looking at them like they are stupid as they try being bad ass talking to you, then end with saying something general like "Really... huh" then turn up the music, and be on my way. Though my first intention is to make him eat my fist my mind kicks in and just tells me its not worth it.
-eric

[novtech95]

just sit there and act like you've got mad shit done...rev up like your gonna race him and just let him speed off and be on your merry way. thats always funny to watch some punk who thinks he's the shit ball out and then be like what the hell? and he feels like an ass and you get a laugh

[5peedCoupe]

tint ur front windows.. if anyone is next to you but u dont wanna even noe they are ther.. roll ur windows up.. lol just rolling ur windows up and he cant see u anymore will piss him off lol oh yea i agree that if u make it look like u are gonna race but dont and he speeds off. that hella funny shit..

[Tetsuo]

How do you all usually deal with this kind of bullshit?

With a 3/4" steel pipe.

I have had people act like that towards me, most humourous was a guy in an '80s Corolla (not sure what year) or perhaps it was a Tercel, but it was a real peice of shit. He started revving his engine and shit, and then when the light turned green, he turned right. I mean, there were cars in front of us so there wasn't anywhere for us to go, but what a pussy to just turn right. I know he wasn't just trying to keep the engine from dying because his car was full of his friends and they kept looking at me and wanting to race.

If people come up to me and start talking to me like an asshole, than I'll just tell them exactly what I have under my hood: a stock F22B with AEM intake. That's it. And no, I don't want to race.

If they start revving up their engine at me, than I just let them go. I've got no need to waste my gas on someone that's such an ass clown. That's not to say I won't race people, but it will either be another Accord, or a car that I have absolutely NO chance in winning. Examples in my area include: Toyota Supra (single turbo), Ferrari 360 Modena, etc.

I will not, under any circumstances, race anyone in a mini-van. People who drive mini-vans are fucking crazy. I had one guy follow me for 20 miles doing 90-105 the entire time, swerving in and out of traffic on the 3 lane freeway. It was just some old guy, looked in his late 40's, early 50's in a Dodge Caravan. Fucking crazy as hell.

[halfros honda]

That's not to say I won't race people, but it will either be another Accord, or a car that I have absolutely NO chance in winning. Examples in my area include: Toyota Supra (single turbo), Ferrari 360 Modena, etc.

I will not, under any circumstances, race anyone in a mini-van. People who drive mini-vans are fucking crazy. I had one guy follow me for 20 miles doing 90-105 the entire time, swerving in and out of traffic on the 3 lane freeway. It was just some old guy, looked in his late 40's, early 50's in a Dodge Caravan. Fucking crazy as hell.[/QUOTE]
dude that's classic i agree with u though i only like goin against cars where it would b evenly matched or cars that should smoke the shit outta it's always nice f'n wit someones ego when they have a sportscar n ur diggin in their ass with an accord

i've seen peeps doin that kinda shit in minivans around here it's crazy they act like it's a s2k or sum shit that won't tip over crazy mo' fos

[AllShowNoGo]

i was on the way to get my windows tinted about 2 months ago i had my one friend in the backseat who is like 280 and my other buddy who is like 150 not that the way has much to do with the story but just follow along..so were driving normal maybe a few over the speed limit and then i see a jetta come up behind with his loud ass exhaust and he wants to race because apparently he's got his girl in the car next to him so he wants to show off so i race and i took him..im sure the car can take mine no problem considering its stock and all so i guess this dude couldnt drive..so i went past him and he gives me the finger..why would you race somebody get beat and then flip them off? I hate shit like that..and about racing cars you have no chance against i love that just 'cuz i got home and say "yeah i raced a ferarri today" haha i know i'll get my ass handed to me but i think it's great bc most of them just play with you and usually they are good sports about it.

[ichibankilla]

:D I've found one thing that really pisses idiots off like that is just turn, look at them, and just laugh, nothing more nothing less. They get so pissed off and you get a good chuckle out of it.

[vasponger]

i tell them their tire is flat

[ACCORDIN2HONDA]

Yea ..i Just Stare And Laugh...while Im Zoomin By..haha

[stnkycheez]

i usually just whip their ass and as i'm driving off give them a wave

[r33accord]

its funny.. my dad tells me how he smokes people in his car

[SIK_9D4]

i useally say, look i got a g in my pocket what you got, wanna run sat night....aiight then shut up~~~~~lol, nah i mean its close to that i useally say, hey we can take this to the track this weekend and if you got at least 200 in ya pocket to put up i will put up 200 and run ya, if not then why dont ya shut ya trap and leave

[Accord94_4DSC]

Come back from a short hiatus and what do I find? Responses to a four month old post? Damn. Talk about late advice. LOL.

But yeah. Posts from the great beyond.

[SicAccord95]

When assholes like that try to tell me to turn my music down , I look at them and say "HUH! I can't hear you let me turn my music down." and then I proceed to turn my music up louder. Oh that pisses them off.

[Ricanstylz00]

Oh man this thread reminds me of one time when I was on my way to my second job as a night security officer and this one stupid kid in a mustang kept blowing past me then slowing down behind me and then blowing past me again. And at every stop light he kept revving his engine and talkin shit about Hondas. So after about the 5th stop light, my tolerance level was pretty much to the limit. So he comes up again and is like "My stang will smoke the shit outta you", so I looked him in the eye and pulled out my Sig Sauer .45 from under my seat and told him "Yeah?.......well my Sig .45 will smoke the shit outta you too!!!". I swear to god y'all his face turned hella pale and he just took off around the next corner. After the ordeal, I felt pretty good for about 15 min. but then I felt bad cuz that little focker probably shit his pants and stained his seat.....then the thought of that happening make me feel good again.

[bruce hannah]

I had a similar situation but I kinda started it by accident. I had just put in this new bbk throttle body and it stuck alot, so as I was slowing down to the light and ingaged my clutch my car would rev up to about 3k rpms before my throttle body would unstick. So as I slowed down to the light next to this corvette my car revd really high, and this guy in the corvette looked at me, I was like uh oh here we go. Knowing damn well I would get my ass spanked I just sat there and didnt look to my side, kinda like when you pull up next to a cop and dont want to look to the side cause you dont want him to catch you lookin at you. So the next three stop lights this corvette blows by me hauling ass. I drove by slowly as if I didnt know what he was doing. Finally he gives me this dirty look and makes a turn. Rich assholes.

[r33accord]

hahah its fun to mess with idiots who thing their crapbox is the fastest thing on unleaded fuel. there are so many scenarios to draw up, i'll just go at it one by one
the Single Driver Scenario
this is when there is only the driver. he is a complete moron who thinks hes got the quickest car in the land. normally, id roll the window down and strike a conversation. ive met a few people that way. but the idiots who insist on racing.. i just tend to ignore or say a simple no"

the driver with boyfriend/girlfriend scenario
yes, this has happened with both male and female drivers. usually, i just roll down my window, look at the passanger, and ask "are you impressed yet? isnt he/she so cool?" this usually generates some laughter before i drive away

the Packed Car scenario
the easiest thing done here was that i would just make fun of the car. simple comments like "hey, you could fit more people in the car if you sat some on the parkbench of a wing you got in back". or "hey, your VTECH sticker is so cool. btw, u spelled it wrong"

eh, u guys get the point. i lost mine after the first two sentences

[Ricanstylz00]

hahah its fun to mess with idiots who thing their crapbox is the fastest thing on unleaded fuel. there are so many scenarios to draw up, i'll just go at it one by one
the Single Driver Scenario
this is when there is only the driver. he is a complete moron who thinks hes got the quickest car in the land. normally, id roll the window down and strike a conversation. ive met a few people that way. but the idiots who insist on racing.. i just tend to ignore or say a simple no"

the driver with boyfriend/girlfriend scenario
yes, this has happened with both male and female drivers. usually, i just roll down my window, look at the passanger, and ask "are you impressed yet? isnt he/she so cool?" this usually generates some laughter before i drive away

the Packed Car scenario
the easiest thing done here was that i would just make fun of the car. simple comments like "hey, you could fit more people in the car if you sat some on the parkbench of a wing you got in back". or "hey, your VTECH sticker is so cool. btw, u spelled it wrong"

eh, u guys get the point. i lost mine after the first two sentences


Hahahaha...........and now......Deep Thoughts...with R33accord......

[Casper05]

i either hop on my bike(Free Agent) and ride off or tell my mom to hurry up and drive off.

[cashmoney0596]

yeah i had something like that happen cuse i drive a LX so this guy in a celica gets up next to me wile were going down the road he has a passanger in the car and they are like " ill smoke u ur just a lx HONDA HONDAS ARE PEICES OF SHIT ill smoke you" and he kept going on and on so im sitting there looking at him trying not to laugh so he started reving his engine like he has somethig to brag about yeah it was a gts but if he would pay attention slowly driving at 45 in 5th gear barly making ne good "boost" making rpms, yes people i said boost u see where this is going lol so i shift into 4th and then into 3rd and i pull ahead some so he thinks i might want to race but there there here it come "see ur slow u cant leaveme" so i say fuck it i rev up and let him hear all 10psi of my turbo and then his jaw drops and he rolls up his window and pulls off

[AccordEx]

20psi + now :)

[zorins96accord]

I pull out my Glock 23 and load off a few rounds into the front fender, that usually gets there attention, LMAO!!! j/k, the tint thing works for me.