Anybody Need A Girlfriend?

[DEaccord95]

I found this on another forum and thought I'd share it with you guys too.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2969906214

20 bucks says she gets a stalker.....

[DEaccord95]

Here's another!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2971743093&category=317#ebayphotohosting

[jdmaccordbo!916]

shit the first one is dope as hell that allie chick..(your right i bet she does get a stocker)...lol.... but that second one, im good she dont look that great... but hey she will send you a free gift...lol..;) i bet it is a pair of her panties...heheheh

[DEaccord95]

shit the first one is dope as hell that allie chick..(your right i bet she does get a stocker)...lol.... but that second one, im good she dont look that great... but hey she will send you a free gift...lol..;) i bet it is a pair of her panties...heheheh
hahaha i hear ya man, what the hell is this world turning into???

[jdmaccordbo!916]

i dont know what the hell it is coming to.. but if i am ever able to weed through all the stupid shows an all the other bullshit an figure it out, then ill let you know what i find...lol..

that ish, the gurls selling themselfs on e-bay is funny as hell though... goes to show that ppl will do anything for p#@$y... or at least to say they are getting it...heheheh

[vasponger]

why do you have to pay shipping?

[Infini Omega]

wtf is that bullshit. pay good money on that? for what? why dont they just go out and pick up a hooker they can actually touch them! thats like worse that going to a stip joint.

[Infini Omega]

this should be in discussion

[matts]

this shouldn't be a discussion at all. they are WHORES!!! you might as well get what you pay for and just get a real whore. or maybe get a girlfriend, or even better both.

[takezo]

that is soooo stupid.. I feel sorry for those moron bidders

[Carreragt2e]

Ill sell my girl friend. Shes maybe worth $15 dollas... dont tell her that though. she might get mad. no her name isnt rosie palms.. though I did date a girl who actually was named rosie..

[jdmaccordbo!916]

I did date a girl who actually was named rosie..
did she have five freinds....lol...

[Carreragt2e]

no ass her name was Rosie B not rosie palms... :p

[jdmaccordbo!916]

well since you gave a different letter to the last name, i guess i can beleive you this time... hehehhhe

[Infini Omega]

hahahahahahah have five friends hahahahhahahahahsklfsdfjdakljllgsdfhddjaslfhsahgsd fkljsdf dsjjsjsjajahahhahahahahah

[takezo]

5 friends? sounds like a gangbang girl... :D

[Carreragt2e]

So o what the hell Im done trying to convince people. I first had what I thought was this good come back, but then I even thought it sucked. So I came up with this one. "Ass" :D damn Im one bad motha...

[Infini Omega]

me no speaky chinese. speaky english power? hehehehehe man 5 friends that was a good one. dont mind me jsut being a whore again heheh

[jdmaccordbo!916]

your right you cant mind a whore... hehehehe 5 freinds..lmao...

[midnite racer x]

hey guys what say we sell ourselves on ebay eh?! Just think how many fat ugly girls need some love for the holidays ya know? We can write them nice little poems and since girls love it so much maybe even call them every once in awhile...lets start the bidding at $250...papa needs a new turbo manifold :D

[takezo]

somebody is gonna sell his hairballs.. LOL

[jdmaccordbo!916]

yo midnight, that would be kinda good idea weight a second then we would be jsut like the girls we were talkin shit about.. but hey i got bills to pay an a car to tune out.. so screw it im down.. start the bid at $175... buy it now $500...lol i got a front clip to buy an a swap...

[takezo]

So.. If a gay won that auction? ........ :D

[jdmaccordbo!916]

well you wouldnt know, cause you were only sending letters to them anyways.. an they are not writing you back or anything... so fuck it.. as long as i dont have to see or touch them id be down cause i wouldnt know if they were or not.... hey its free money..$$$$$ thats parts for the car.. lol

[jaccord96]

go for it and tell me how it workes, or better yet, say your a girl, and put up your ex s pic, then have some fun...

[jdmaccordbo!916]

that would be hella fuckin funny... better yet, i know a girl that will help out with some ish like that.. you know, rub some speacial perfume on the letters....lol

[myGrub]

go for it and tell me how it workes, or better yet, say your a girl, and put up your ex s pic, then have some fun...

That's the go, dude. Get some chick you can't stand, get a picture of her, post that up in e-bay, sell it damn cheap, then write the letters yourself, then pretend to really fall in love with the useless, pitiful fuck that actually won the auction, and give him this chick's address so he can come around and consummate the relationship.

Mind you, if she ends up getting Bundy'd, you're screwed.... Good idea though.

[ACCLUDE]

I read the topic of tha thread and thought you were givin away your girlfriend DE! haha

It's still pretty funny tho. It's sad on the auction winners part, but those girls are gettin about $50 a pop for 10 minutes of their time so....good for them. It definitely is a capitalist world. Anything will sell nowadays....including imignary girfriends. Who knew?

[jdmaccordbo!916]

your right anything will sell now days..

you here about that guy on e-bay that was sellig his urin an is now a millionare just about because of it.. he made alot of ppl happy thats for sure...

[r33accord]

thats so depressing to see that these girls are being cyber gf's for 50$... thats even sadder to see people actually buying this... "service..." why not invest in porn memberships?? oh wait.. they prob already have them

[midnite racer x]

...never thought of that lol...i guess thats just about right then

[Thunderbread]

AHHH HAAAH HAAAH HAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Five Fingers....

haaa haaa haaa....

Where the hell have I been the last 4 months...

I forgot how funny you guys are....

:D